EARNED,NOT ISSUED.
Skim Captain is the software that runs your pool company, and the gear you wear while you do it. Built in Phoenix by people who still smell like chlorine.
RUNS YOUR POOL COMPANY.
Offline routes, chemical tracking, photo proof, automated billing, and an AI copilot. Free when you use our billing. Set up in 10 minutes.
TRY THE SOFTWARE →SKIM CAPTAIN DROP 001.
Heavyweight garment-dyed tees for the trade. Front chest hit, full back print. Wear it on the route or at the bar after.
SHOP THE DROP →
EIGHT TEES. ZERO DESK JOBS.
Garment-dyed heavyweight cotton. Designed in Phoenix by people who have actually been thrown by a green pool. Hover a shirt to see sizes.








THE SOFTWARE THE SHIRTS ARE ABOUT.
Skim Captain runs your whole pool service business: offline routes, chemical tracking, photo proof, automated billing, and an AI copilot. Built in Phoenix by a pool company, not a software company.
Solo $99/mo · Team $249/mo flat · $0/mo with Skim Captain Billing
No per-pool fees. No per-tech fees. No credit card to start.
BUY THE SHIRT. GET THE ACCOUNT.
Every order comes with a Skim Captain account, already set up under your email. Log in, import your customers, and run your first route in the shirt you just bought.

YES, THIS IS THAT ACCOUNT.
The landscaper standoffs, the customer who thinks you charge too much, the monsoon that turned the whole route into one pool. If a video sent you here, it came from us.
NEXT DROP IS IN THE TRUCK.
Hats, hard goods, and a couple of things we're still testing on real routes. Get first dibs before it hits the feed.

"We built Skim Captain because we were paying too much for software that did too little. The shirts came after, because the people doing this work deserve better than a polo with a logo on it."Zach & Hunter Morris · Skim Captain · Phoenix, AZ